Friday, November 30, 2012

Lincoln (in Four Score and Fifty-three Seconds)



Daniel Day Lewis is brilliant in Lincoln. This... is not even close. But it's shorter.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Ironic Thanksgiving NFL Match-Up

I just realized the Thanksgiving game will be amusingly un-PC matchup of the Dallas Cowboys vs. the Washington Redskins.

I can't wait for the part of the game where one of the Dallas players spends time on the Washington side of the field, slowly learns to appreciate the way their team plays, becomes one of them, switches teams, and then shows the Redskins how to be victorious over the imperialistic Cowboys.

I imagine the former Cowboy will then marry one of the Redskins cheerleaders and live out the rest of his career as leader of the Washington Redskin.